May white god bless you Robert, I came as fast I could.
So this is the plan, Uncle Ruckus.
Let's get this party started.
Oh Yeah! You got bad credit, Robert!
Removing a evil nigga spirits from a negro is harder then removing stank from a huck of shit. We must use these tools that the Great God gave us to fight niggas; a whip, a noose, a nightstick, a branding iron! These things strike fear into a nigga's heart. A job application! Avoid conversation with the nigga. The nigga will lie. The nigga will excuse. He will use words that he don't know, if he get desperate he may started to rap or dance.
You all... testicle, and no shaft. What happen to your shaft, Robert!
Oh yeah. There powerful evil niggatry at work here.
HAHAHAHA!!!
(Ruckus open and enter Huey and Riley room along with the Freemans)
Who in the hell are you?
Nigga, My name is Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus [No relation]. And the name White Jesus and all the great white man who have come here after. I command the black nigga soul back from the death of hell.
(laughing) Is that all you got, nigga?
Oh, no, nigga. That's just the tip of this iceberg. (opens the Bible and shoves it in Possessed Tom's face) Read, nigga, read!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (bed begins to levitate)
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