Robert Freeman! You up there, you bitch nigga! Where are you Robert?
With all of the woman in my culture...
Come here and fight like a man, you fat-ass nigga!
Who's that?
Uh, nothing!
(muffled) I know you can hear me, Robert! I know you hear me! I will not be ignored! I'm right up here!
Ain't this a bitch? Got a possessed nigga up here, and Granddad's worried about his date!
(breaks free from the handcuff on his right arm) Ah-hah! Get off me! You've got a date Robert? Did you tell her you have two sets of genitals! A vagina and a coochie! Oh, that's a conjunction! A vagina and a coochie!
What is going on?
Oh, th-that? that's just the television. Eh, boys, turn the television down!
This ain't no TV show, nigga! This is real talk, nigga!
Uhh! My friends warned me that there were weirdoes on MySpace!
Wait! No! That's just the TV!
It's not the fact that you obviously have a man possessed by an evil spirit, strapped to a bed upstairs!
It's not?
No. It's the fact that you lied about it!
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