So when do I get to see Sammy Davis, Jr. the Pony?
(acutely) When you learn how to run a respectable business.
Huh?
What the hell is up with this sign? What's this crude drawing suppose to be?
I-it's the M-M-Magical Pony Carriage.
This looks like a kid drew it. Look at this, why are all the "e's" backwards?
I-I-It... It's suppose to be c-cute.
You think ignorance is cute? Well, I suppose you think you think mental retardation is down right adorable. Lemonade, now! (Jazmine starts to cry and tries to pour a glass) How is anyone supposed to believe you can make lemonade when you can't even spell it? How old are you?
(crying) T-T-T-Ten.
(mocking her stuttering) T-T-T-Too damn old to be writing your "e's" backwards, damnit! (walks away, chuckles)
(speaking under his breath) Squirm little worm.
What happened?
It's okay Jazmine; you don't need him.
(angrily) What do you mean I don't need him?
Well you're not gonna let him treat you like that?
What, you think ponies grow on trees?
What kind of question is that? It's a large four-legged mammal.
Or maybe I'm just supposed to wait until I'm an old woman before I get my pony. How am I gonna look, Huey? A sixty-five year old woman riding a pony...
Jazmine, he's a crook...
You just want everyone to be miserable because you're miserable. AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT STUPID COAT?.. wish you'd go away...
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