Granddad, Aunt Cookie and others in “Unfinished Business”

I can’t believe I let Mo talk me into this.

Well, you already here. He said he left you something nice. You might as well go on and get it over with.

(scowls)

Do you know what you gonna say?

No.

Well, don’t worry. Just read this (she presents a piece of paper to him). Mo wrote it. He thought you might have some trouble.

(steps to the podium, starts reading the paper) Everything I have in life I owe to Mo Jackson... (looks questioningly at Aunt Cookie)

(urges him on)

(tentatively) I have never once been gay, but Mo was a very sexy man. We used to call him "Mo bitches"? I once saw Mo in his underwear? And it changed my life? I wish I had a father like Mo Jackson. Mo Jackson paid my rent over fifty times?! ... Okay this is bullshit!

(collectively gasps)

Mo Jackson was a asshole.

(collectively gasps again)

Mo Jackson was a petty, immature, selfish man. Oh, he was good at one thing: that’s bringin’ the worst out of everybody he met. I came up here because I thought Mo wanted to make things right. But it was just one more chance for him to make a fool out of me. (he walks off stage; people start murmuring amongst themselves)

Yeah, that damn nigga owed me five dollars!

(takes the microphone) Brothers, sisters… please. I think it’s time for a poem: Doom comes like a vacuum, ‘cause death sucks and smells like a raccoon or a baboon... Death kills us like crack killed Pooky... Like Schwarzenegger killed Tookie. Chewbacca was a wookie. Revolution.

Riley

Booo... Hey! "Erykah BaDewey"! That was real gay, my nigga! Cut that out!

Shut up, Riley!

What’s wrong with you Cairo?! That nigga’s corny.

Corny? Nigga, you’re corny. At least he’s here! Why don’t you follow your punk-ass granddaddy back to Whitesville? Fake nigga?

Riley

[Chasing after him] Don't run, nigga, I see you!