(Huey and Riley are fighting in the kitchen)
Boys...what the hell?!
I ain't doin' nothin', Granddad! I was just gon' go to Ed's house, and Huey said I couldn't go 'cause he a hater!
What the hell is wrong with you, Huey? If your brother wants to play with Ed and Rummy, that's his business!
Granddad! Ed and Rummy are international criminals!
There he go hatin' again!
Boy! Stop hatin'!
What about the time when Riley and Ed were playing with a loaded shotgun, and Riley shot Ed out of a second-story window?!
(Cutscene to 'Garden Party' when Riley shot Ed out of the window)
Ohhh...that did happen, didn't it?
Okay, so just 'cause Ed believes in his Second Amendment right to bear arms, we can't be friends? What you got against the Bill of Rights, Huey?!
Okay, how about the time they stopped for gas and ended up robbing the mini-mart?!
(Cutscene to 'A Date with the Health Inspector' during the gun fight)
They was fightin' terrorism! Makin' the world safe for the freedoms that we enjoy today! That's messed up, you don't support the troops, Huey!
That is kind of messed up, Huey. (to Riley) Be back by dinner.
Ha!
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