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The Boondocks · Season 1, Episode 15

Granddad, Riley and others in “Unfinished Business”

I present to you...the Luther! A full-pound burger patty covered in cheese, grilled onion, five strips of bacon, all sandwiched between-

Two donuts!

Two Krispy Kreme donuts! It's called The Luther because it was supposed to have been invented by Mr. Luther Vandross himself!

Luther Vandross is dead!

And? Where's your point? Hm?

(watches Riley take a bite of the burger) Is this one of your menus? Sausage and waffle and fried chicken breakfast lasagna?

Yup.

Bacon-wrapped chitlin-stuffed catfish? Granddad, you can't serve this kind of stuff to people! It will cause... death!

(about the burger he is eating) Woah, this is what crack must feel like!

Shame on you, Huey! You move out to the suburbs, and suddenly you too good for soul food. Perhaps you would enjoy your spotted cheese in a buttered scone, white boy? (Riley passes out) Boy, boy, are you okay?! I'm sure it's just The Itis, right?

That or insulin shock! Do CPR!

Riley, wake up!

Yeah, I'm not sure yellin' at him is gonna help, Granddad. How do you not know CPR?

I tried to learn CPR, but they wouldn't let me 'cause I was black.

What?

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