Jazmine, Huey and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jazmine

(wiggling her tooth) The tooth fairy will be coming soon.

The tooth fairy?

Jazmine

Yup. Everytime I lose a tooth, the tooth fairy takes it away and leaves a dollar under my pillow.

There ain't no such thing as the tooth fairy.

Jazmine

Then who's leaving the money?

Probably your parents. They have both the cash and the access to your room.

Jazmine

Why would they lie to me?

Because the truth hurts Jazmine. The world is a hard and lonely place and nobody gets anything for free. And you want to know what else? One day, you and everyone you know is gonna die.

Jazmine

(runs away crying)

You enjoy abusing peoples' illusions. I respect that. It's thankless work. (pauses) Do you like my sunglasses? I wear sunglasses because my idol Dr. Bill Cosby wears sunglasses all the time, and you know what they say: "Cosbiness is next to Godliness."

Who are you?

Nobody, really. Just thought you might want to talk to someone who understands.

You don't know me.

I know you better than you think, Huey Freeman.

(surprised, he turns around only to find that the man has disappeared)