(Rummy and Ed III watch Officer Frank closely as he and Ed III approach the counter.)
(to Ed) Watch my back, I got yo front.
(Rummy and Ed III place the cartons on the counter.)
Hey Ed, Rummy my close friends and allies it is good to see you.
Go put dis in tha truck.
Hey slow your roll chief. You guy have to pay for that first.
Damn! Chill out, Aladdin Hussein. You know I'm good for it.
Hey guys you know the rules. No exceptions, cash only.
(Rummy and Ed look back at Officer Frank)
Look, he got a weapon! (pulls out his hand gun and points it at the clerk)
Whoa, wait a minute now, (points his M-16 at the clerk) Put the gun down.
Gun? What gun? I'm not holding a gun. Guys, it's me. Ed, your father help me build this store.
I DON'T KNOW YOU MUTHAFUCKER! NOW, PUT DOWN THE WEAPON, PUT IT DOWN!!
There is no weapon, look!
DROP THE WEAPON!!
(trembling nervously) I-- I don't see a weapon!
There is no weapon, they're robbing the store!
I am not holding a weapon! I AM NOT HOLDING A WEAPON!
OFFICER, THIS MUTHAFUCKER GOT A GUN POINTED AT YOU!! YOU WANNA DIE!?
WHAT?!
DO-YOU-WANNA-DIE!?
I-I DON'T WANNA DIE!
He does not have a gun!
HE DOES HAVE A GUN, TRUST ME!! THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NOT THE EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE!!
I-I DON'T SEE A GUN!
Man, fuck this shit! (points his gun at Officer Frank.) Whose side you on? Mine, or this muthafucker who's obviously of terrorist descent?
Wait, I think I can see the gun now!
GOOD, NOW ALL SEE THE WEAPON!! NOW YOU HAND OVER THAT WEAPON ON THE COUNT OF THREE, OR I SWEAR TO ALL MIGHTY GOD, I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD OFF!! ONE!!
I CAN'T GIVE YOU A WEAPON I'M NOT HOLDING!! YOU'RE THINKING OF THE KOREAN SHOP, NORTH OF HERE!
TWO!!
Is he... still holding it!?
He-is-not-holding-a-weapon!
TIMES UP!!
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