So y'all was in Iraq together?
Yeah we was in Iraq.
What did you do?
We was looking for weapons of mass destruction.
....Did you ever find them?
You know goddamn well we ain't find 'em. What are you some kinda POLITICAL HUMORIST?! You GARRY TRUDEAU up in dis bitch?!?!
I was lookin' for bitches but they had that carpet shit all over them and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was the eyes and that wasn't enough for me, cause you know shit I'm lookin' at the eyes, the eyes be pretty and I take the carpet off and then I got a tragedy.
But nah we ain't find 'em. but I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
What?
Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist.
What?
What country you from?
What?
"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak english in "What"?
What?
ENGLISH, MUTHAFUCKER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Yeah!
So you understand the words I'm sayin' to you.
Yeah!...
Well what I'm sayin' is that there are known knowns and that there are known unknowns but there's also unknown unknowns. Things we don't know that we don't know.
...What?
SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHAFUCKER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME!
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