On the awkward car trip home, the song of "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor (band) is playing on the radio.
It's The Eye Of The Tiger / It's the thrill of The Fight! / Standing up to the challenge of your rival!
(Granddad switches off the radio)
(sourly) I hate this damn song.
I can't believe you got your ass kicked by a blind man, Granddad!
My knee went out. You know I got a bad knee.
Bad knee?! That nigga had bad eyes! He couldn't see, Granddad! He beat you like a piñata! (to Huey) Yo, we should rent Granddad out for Mexican birthday parties! We can call him "Sr. Piñata"! Hola, Sr. Piñata!
Stop it, boy, stop it! Where's my belt!?
I must be blind too, cuz I sho' didn't see that ass-whuppin' comin'!
Boy...
Riley...!
Yo, how bad you gotta telegraph yo' punches for a blind nigga to see 'em comin', Granddad?!
Riley, the man obviously had a heightened sense of hearing!
Oh, I thought Granddad had a heightened sense of falling!
Now, that's enough! Now, you just stop laughin' at your Granddaddy! What's wrong with you?
Granddad had "HIT ME" written on his forehead in braille!
I said... That's. Enough.
Okay, What you gonna do? Beat me? Maybe I should get a blindfold first; (Riley covers his eyes with his hands) Okay, I'm ready! Wait-maybe he's gonna fall on me! (Riley gets on his knees and uses his left arm to cover his eyes and his right is pointed up at Granddad to push him off if he falls on him and Riley laughs)
Riley, stop!
(on the floor now, cringing from laughter) Granddad, Rodney King just called and said, "Damn! I thought I got my ass whupped!" (Riley laughs uncontrollably until Huey kicks him and Granddad walks off in shame)
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