[about the R. Kelly sex tape] Riley, it was a little girl!
Oh, I saw that girl. She ain't little. I'm little.
Yes.
Gary Coleman's little.
Yes.
Mini-Me is little.
Very.
And to the best of my knowledge, we all managed to avoid gettin' peed on so far.
But what about the victim?
Oh, yes, the victim. At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation?
I don't think that--
I see piss comin', I move.
Mm.
She saw piss comin', she stayed.
Yes, she did, but--
And why should I miss out on the next R. Kelly album just for that? [walks away]
Man, you just got beat by an eight-year old.
[from afar] And, if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'll piss on yo' cat!
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