Susan
Hey Trent! How was your driving lesson?
Trent
(sarcastically) Ask Dad. (Bill staggers into the room clutching his hair)
Bill
Sweet Mother of God!
Susan
What happened?
Bill
Jeff Gordon here about got us creamed by a bus!
Trent
That's 'cause you were giving me about ten different directions at once! "Speed up, slow down, go, stop, left, right!"
Bill
Yes, and at no point did I say "Close your eyes and floor it!"
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