Bill
What was that?
Trent
Uh, it sounded too loud to be fireworks in my bedroom closet, right? (Bill stares at him) I mean, of the many things it could be.
Bill
Where did you get fireworks?!
Trent
Whoa, where did you get that idea?! (Bill rolls his eyes, Susan and A.J. rush in)
Susan
Honey- honey, we have a problem.
A.J
Yeah, my camper backfired and it scared your dog- he ran under the neighbor's house.
Bill
Oh, God, which neighbor?
Mr. Faulkner
If that dog stays down there for long, I'm gonna charge him rent!
Bill
Well, if I know Raffles, he's already put down a deposit.
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