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The Bill Engvall Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Bill, Trent and others in “Unfinished Business”

Bill

What was that?

Trent

Uh, it sounded too loud to be fireworks in my bedroom closet, right? (Bill stares at him) I mean, of the many things it could be.

Bill

Where did you get fireworks?!

Trent

Whoa, where did you get that idea?! (Bill rolls his eyes, Susan and A.J. rush in)

Susan

Honey- honey, we have a problem.

A.J

Yeah, my camper backfired and it scared your dog- he ran under the neighbor's house.

Bill

Oh, God, which neighbor?

Mr. Faulkner

If that dog stays down there for long, I'm gonna charge him rent!

Bill

Well, if I know Raffles, he's already put down a deposit.

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