(staring at Priscilla) Hey, Bryan? Those python eggs you're selling...
Yeah?
Where do you keep 'em?
Where do you think?
The refrigerator? I dunno- that's why I'm asking.
Well, Priscilla hasn't opened her ovipositor and squeezed them out yet.
I dunno, bro. Your snake doesn't look any different than it ever looked.
Hmmm...
Hey! Hey, maybe we can hold her up and squeeze her like a tube of toothpaste- (demonstrates with a hockey stick)
No!
Or-or we could get the vacuum cleaner-
I'm gonna get Jeremy to come by for a second opinion!
Basketball pump-
Trent! (holds up his hand, gestures) ...sleep.(Trent walks away)
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