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S1 E15

The Bill Engvall Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Trent and Bryan in “Unfinished Business”

Trent

(staring at Priscilla) Hey, Bryan? Those python eggs you're selling...

Bryan

Yeah?

Trent

Where do you keep 'em?

Bryan

Where do you think?

Trent

The refrigerator? I dunno- that's why I'm asking.

Bryan

Well, Priscilla hasn't opened her ovipositor and squeezed them out yet.

Trent

I dunno, bro. Your snake doesn't look any different than it ever looked.

Bryan

Hmmm...

Trent

Hey! Hey, maybe we can hold her up and squeeze her like a tube of toothpaste- (demonstrates with a hockey stick)

Bryan

No!

Trent

Or-or we could get the vacuum cleaner-

Bryan

I'm gonna get Jeremy to come by for a second opinion!

Trent

Basketball pump-

Bryan

Trent! (holds up his hand, gestures) ...sleep.(Trent walks away)

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