All right, all right, all right! You want to argue about this? Then let's argue naked.
(turns around, stares at him incredulously)...What?
Bob says it cuts down on the arguing time.
Bob is a pervert.
I know that! But I think it's worth a shot. (raises an eyebrow at her)
(pause) Fine- okay, sure. Anything to move it along. (She heads upstairs with Bill following. Cut to both of them in the bedroom, obscured but naked)
(as Bill grins at her) So... you're going.
(still grinning) No I'm not.
Yes you are. Blue shirt, blazer, khakis. Chop-chop.
Nope! I'm standing firm. (Susan glances down)
Yeah... not bad for forty-five. Blue shirt. (there is a knock at the door; Susan hastily stands behind Bill, who holds a pillow in front of himself as Lauren comes in)
Hey, Mo-Auggggh! (hastily turns around and slams the door behind her)
...Daddy and I were just... arguing!
(through the door) We haven't even had dinner yet!
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