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S1 E15

The Bill Engvall Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Bill, Susan and others in “Unfinished Business”

Bill

All right, all right, all right! You want to argue about this? Then let's argue naked.

Susan

(turns around, stares at him incredulously)...What?

Bill

Bob says it cuts down on the arguing time.

Susan

Bob is a pervert.

Bill

I know that! But I think it's worth a shot. (raises an eyebrow at her)

Susan

(pause) Fine- okay, sure. Anything to move it along. (She heads upstairs with Bill following. Cut to both of them in the bedroom, obscured but naked)

Susan

(as Bill grins at her) So... you're going.

Bill

(still grinning) No I'm not.

Susan

Yes you are. Blue shirt, blazer, khakis. Chop-chop.

Bill

Nope! I'm standing firm. (Susan glances down)

Susan

Yeah... not bad for forty-five. Blue shirt. (there is a knock at the door; Susan hastily stands behind Bill, who holds a pillow in front of himself as Lauren comes in)

Lauren

Hey, Mo-Auggggh! (hastily turns around and slams the door behind her)

Susan

...Daddy and I were just... arguing!

Lauren

(through the door) We haven't even had dinner yet!

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