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S1 E8

The Big Bang Theory · Season 1, Episode 8

Sheldon and Penny in “The Grasshopper Experiment”

Sheldon

I'll have a Diet Coke.

Penny

OK, will you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.

Sheldon

Fine, I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.

Penny

That's, um, Rum and Coke without the rum.

Sheldon

Yes.

Penny

So, Coke.

Sheldon

Yes. And would you make it Diet?

Penny

[sighs] There's a can in the fridge.

Sheldon

A Cuba Libre generally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.

Penny

Then swim to Cuba.

Sheldon

Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.

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