Can't believe it. Sheldon loves telling on people when they break the rules.
Yeah, well, maybe, he's changed.
He hasn't changed. Last week when the vending machine gave me two bags of chips he called my mom.
Well, that didn't ruin your life.
Well, it ruined my day. And I had to talk to my mom, who by the way is polyamorous now. So that's fun to think about.
Look, I'm proud of Sheldon and Amy. You know, they want to win on their own merits, not by knocking out the competition.
Yeah, but what if they don't win. Pemberton and Campbell have done an amazing job associating their names with super-asymmetry. They have all the momentum right now.
I don't like the idea of them losing either, but this is their decision to make, not ours.
Maybe it is ours.
What do you mean?
Well, if Sheldon and Amy don't want to expose Pemberton, that doesn't meant that someone else can't do it for them. They never have to know.
Really? You'd do that?
They deserve the Nobel. I’m not gonna let two frauds steal it from them. And if it means getting my hands dirty, then so be it. [Penny laughs.] What's so funny?
Just realized I've never actually seen your hands dirty.
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