Raj and Howard in “The Grant Allocation Derivation”

Hey, don't freak out, but I think there's someone in your playhouse.

Howard

Oh. Yeah, that's just Bernadette. She's been hiding out in there all week.

Really? Why?

Howard

I don't know. She's been a little overwhelmed at work. And, frankly, me and the kids are a lot. She just needs some downtime.

And you just pretend like you don't know?

Howard

Sure. That's how marriage works. Three years ago, I told her I got life insurance, and I totally didn't. Someday, she's gonna find out. I'm gonna say, "Ha-ha! I know you've been hiding in the playhouse."