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S12 E3

The Big Bang Theory · Season 12, Episode 3

Amy and Sheldon in “The Procreation Calculation”

Hey. Wait a minute, what about us? I mean, we're married now. Maybe we want to buy the house next door.

Well, Amy, we can't move. I'd have to change all the tags in my underwear.

You can buy new ones.

New house, new underwear. What am I, in the Witness Protection Program?

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