We can't show up to your mom's empty-handed. We should bring something.
I already am. I'm bringing the gift of knowledge.
Oh boy.
Despite what her bible says, recent archaeological studies indicate that although camels are referenced in the Old Testament, they didn't exist in the Middle East until hundreds of years later.
I was gonna say we'd pick up a cake or a pie, but an insult to her faith is always thoughtful.
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