I threw the fork, Lee. See what I did, I threw the fork!
Cousin, you're scaring the normals.
This is fine, this is nothing. This is... it's nothing.
Hey Mikey, can you hear me right now?
Not right now, Stevie.
Cut it out.
Rich.
Here look, here's the thing: you see, I can throw forks, 'cause this is our father's house. My father's house.
We have liftoff.
Okay, you got everyone's attention, so go ahead, tell us a story we've all heard a million times already.
That's good, Lee.
Yeah, tell a story about how you're living with your mom, and you're borrowing money off of her and any other sucker who'll listen to your bullshit.
Lee shut the fuck up.
You're one of the suckers, Jimmy! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I told him! I told him not to listen to you, I told him not to help. I told him to tell you to go scratch!
Thanks a whole fucking lot, buddy. You come back next year, okay? Motherfuck.
Shh, shh. Unc, it's fine.
Yeah, it's fine. It's just totally fine. It's fine. It's fine, because this guy's nothing, and he's nobody, and I know you're scared and you're afraid, aren't you, Michael? And Michael, I don't know what the fuck you're on, but whatever it is, if you can hear me through the fog, throw another fork at me, you're gonna get fuckin' rocked!
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