Neil Fak quotes from The Bear

Neil Fak

You can't put me in a box.

Neil Fak

And this one time, when I was a kid, I thought I saw a dragon.

Richie Jerimovich

Just pay attention! Don't strip the thread.

Neil Fak

I'm not stripping the thread. Stop trying to fuck me!

Richie Jerimovich

I'm not trying to fuck you, bro.

Neil Fak

Dude, it's a human resources offense, dude.

Richie Jerimovich

Oh yeah? Guess what. You're looking at Human Resources.

Neil Fak

Really?

Carmy Berzatto

No, I hate this.

Neil Fak

For a surprise?

Carmy Berzatto

No, fuck surprises. Fuck surprises.

Neil Fak

Why? I love surprises! You'd love a surprise.

Richie Jerimovich

Yes! Fucking surprise!

Carmy Berzatto

Richie! No surprise. No fucking surprise!

Richie Jerimovich

Stay the fuck out of the dream weave, Carmen! Let's go.

Neil Fak

Yes.

Richie Jerimovich

One two three... Feliz cumpleanos (Happy birthday)...