Austin quotes from The Backyardigans

[turns around, noticing that Mummy King Tyrone, Werewolf Uniqua, and Vampire Pablo are out of his sight] Mummy King? Werewolf? Vampire? They're gone! This is the worst birthday ever. [sighs sadly] Well, I guess I better tell the mad scientist that I lost all the monsters. [opens the laboratory door, where it's completely dark] Hello? Mad Scientist? [enters and the door closes] Why is it so dark?

Happy Birthday, Austin!

[gasps in surprise] A birthday party?! For me?! [to Tasha; overjoyed] I can't believe you remembered!

[smiling] Of course I remembered, Austin. How could I forget your birthday?

[happily] I thought this was gonna be a terrible birthday, but it's the best birthday ever!

NOW… GO!!!!! [blows Pablo, Tyrone, and Austin out of the volcano with their strong lungs, sending them back down towards the beach]

Those Volcano Sisters sure have powerful lungs.

[in English accent] Good afternoon, sir. Welcome to London. May I have your order please?

Yes, please, I'd like the... Hey, you're my secret contact!

[quietly] Shhh!

Sorry, Austin. I didn't recognize you.

You're not supposed to. I'm in disguise.

Cool! I'll have the banana split, please.

Very good, sir. One banana split.

[to the viewers] Remember… Always expect the unexpected.

Oh, well. Sorry, Agent Secret.

Thanks anyway, Austin.

That's it! I've had enough of you good guys! Mr. Secret, I'm afraid you've given me no choice. Prepared to be tickled, Mr. Secret.

Are we even going the right way?

I can't tell. All these sand dunes look the same. I wish I knew where we were.

You're in Arabia! Boy, that sure was an easy one.

Captain's diary: trash day. The Moosians have tricked us and taken all the garbage that we collected this morning. Lieutenant Uniqua, how much garbage do we have left on board?

None, captain. The Moosian ship took all of it.

Oh, for goodness sake! We're supposed to collect the garbage!

Captain, sensors indicate that there are extremely high garbage readings in the dumpster-ion sector.

Then set a course for the dumpster-ion sector, Lieutenant Uniqua. Zip speed! And keep an eye out for those Moosians.

Captain, I'm getting another distress call. It's coming from... The far side of that moon!

Hmm... Let's hear it.

My turn, Tyrone. Oh, help! Boo, hoo, hoo!

Boo, hoo! Boo, hoo!

Moosian vessel, this is Captain Tasha of the spaceship collector. Are you really in trouble or is this another trick?

No trick. Boo, hoo!

Yeah. Really, really! Boo, hoo!

[having now caught Pablo, who is Le Master of Disguise] Le Master of Disguise, I've chased you from Paris to Istanbul, and now I've caught you.

Yes, you've seen through my cleverest disguise. But I must know, why do you chase me?

Because you were running. Why were you running?

Because you were chasing me.

[after ordering Austin and Uniqua to pull over; sternly] Do you know why I stopped you?

Um, because you wanted to say hi?

Yes. Hi! But also because you were driving too fast.

Sorry, officer.

[to Uniqua] And you were riding around on a dinosaur.

Sorry, officer.

That's my dinosaur, officer. He's just a puppy and he ran away.

Hmmm... A runaway dinosaur, you say?

[locking the bar of soap in the dungeon, along with the rest of the cleaning supplies; grumpily] I hate clean!

Bye-bye, soap.

Look, there's our shampoo, and our toothpaste, and our towels.

And my rubber ducky! Daddy misses you!

[shocked after seeing Robin Hood (Pablo) clean up the fountain] What did you do to my fountain, villager?!

I cleaned it up, and I'm not a villager. [takes off his disguise] I'm Robin Hood the Clean!

It's about time.

[demanding] Let the villagers go, Stinkypants, so they can take a bath!

No one is allowed to be cleaned in Filthingham! Not even you! [picks up a mud ball] Let's play catch… with mud balls!

[cheerfully] Hello there! [Tyrone screams again] I'm Austin the Wolf.

[screams] Austin the what?

Austin the Wolf. [shakes hands with him] You must be the new paper boy. Welcome to Fairytale Village!

Fairytale Village?

Yep! Where fairytale folks live!

Hi, wolf!

Hi!

Hi, witch!

Hello.

A wolf, a witch, and a giant? I'm getting out of here.

[as she, Pablo the Giant and Austin the Wolf chase after Tyrone] Paper boy!

Don't run!

Wait! Paper boy, I'd like to have you for dinner.

Dinner? Why is everyone in this town out to eat me?

[in pirate accent] Arrrr! I am Pirate Captain Austin.

I'm Uniqua.

I'm leaving. [turns around and starts to bail out]

[annoyed] Pablo! [grabs him by the arm, preventing him from leaving]

You two want to be pirates, eh?

[nervously] Well...

More than anything!