Austin quotes from The Backyardigans

[gazing at a red boot in the treasure chest] Wow! Ooh! It's so sparkly!

[closes the treasure chest] Don’t touch that! Ye must never, ever touch the boot! That boot belongs to the ghost of Captain Red Boots.

Captain Red Boots?

[fearfully] G-g-g-ghost?

If you touch the boot, a mysterious force will pull us all right to the island of Captain Red Boots! When we get there, she'll chase ya! And if she catches ya, she'll tickle ya! And if she tickles ya, then you'll become a ghost too! Understand?

Yes sir, Pirate Captain Austin, sir.

Arrrr! Well then, welcome to Camp Walkaplanka. Do ye wanna be pirates?

Well...

Pablo! Yes sir, Pirate Captain Austin, sir.

Don’t touch that boot! Do ye wanna end up on the island of Captain Red Boots?!

No, Pirate Captain Austin.

Do ye want her to tickle ya and turn you into a ghost?!

No, Pirate Captain Austin!

Then don't ever touch that boot!

Excuse me, Pirate Captain Austin?

Aye?

Uh... Help?

You two have a lot to learn if ye want to be pirates.

[lurking behind a building, as the villainous Gloom Meister] Boo, Flower Girl! I can't stand flowers! I like it when everything is dark and gloomy. My shadow ray will get rid of those yucky flowers! [fires a shadow at Tasha's trolley]

[gasps] Uh-oh! What's happening?! I can't see where I'm going!

Gloom Meister!

Flower Girl!

[facing off against each other] We meet again!

I don't know how you escaped from my flower-proof cage, but you're too late! My gloomsday machine is making Garden City a place where the Sun never shines! [laughs evilly]

[making a stand; fiercely] We'll see about that, Gloom Meister!

Goo-hoo!

Goo-ya! We've done it again, Gooniqua.

Thanks to us, the universe just got a little bit gooier.

There it is, Goostin. Planet Earth. So round.

So blue.

So ready to goo.

Let's goo this!

Stop right there, Googors!

Huh?

Earth is our home.

It's the planet we love.

And we will not allow it to be gooed!

[chortling] Very funny, Galacticos.

You can't even fly your spaceship!

We order you to leave right now… or else!

We're not going anywhere.

Ha! Very well.

Prepare to be gooed!

Goostin! Why can't you goo them?!

[pressing buttons] I don't know! [slams his fists on the control panel, firing a goo pie, covering the band members' ship]

Goo pie. Nice thinking.

Uh… thanks.

Welcome to planet Earth.

[breaths deeply] Ahhh… Gooniqua, the Earth is so fresh!

And everything is so beautiful. What a great planet.

We like it, too.

Earth es muy bueno.

[horrified after the magic skateboard falls down the hill and disappears] OH, NO!

Bummer.

It's more than a bummer.

Well, since I'm out of the competition, you can use mine.

You don't understand! That was the magic skateboard!

Seriously?

Yeah! I found it when my other board broke! That's how I did all of those tricks, but now it's gone!

Yeah, but it doesn't matter. Remember what I told you?

The board doesn't make the skater, the skater makes the board. Are you sure?

Of course I'm sure. Now take my board and tear it up, dude!

Thanks, dude!

Are you sure you want to do this, dude?

Yeah, it's worth a shot.

Ready… Set…

GO!

Kick it, Tyrone!

Go, Pablo!

Okay, Acorns, the compass says go east… then turn and go due south… and we should see the picnic table… now.

You did it!

Way to go, Acorn Tyrone! You've learned how to use a compass.

And you know what that means… you get a compass merit badge! [places the badge on Tyrone's sash]

Congratulations!

Cool. I love being an Acorn.

Acorns, Acorns, none so proud. One more time now, nice and loud!

[checking his compass] Buttercup Mountain is due north, That's… this way! There it is!

Let's go!

Acorns, Acorns, proud we stand. Always lend a helping hand!

I love hiking in the woods. It's so calm.

It's so quiet.

It's so peaceful. [he, Tyrone, and Tasha all scream as Pablo's spaceship whooshes over them and crashes] What was that?!

I don't know!

Come on, Acorns! Let's go check it out!

It's a spaceship!

[gasps] And a space man!

Where is the Crystal of P-- [loses his balance and trips]

Are you okay?

[seeing the Crystal of Power on top of Buttercup Mountain] Ah-ha! There it is! The Crystal of Power is on top of that… thing!

You mean, Buttercup Mountain?

Buttercup Mountain, eh? Well, then that is where Pablor must go. For I will have the crystal!

Why do you want a crystal, Mr. Space Guy?

I am Pablor. And when I have the Crystal of Power, I, Pablor, will rule the universe!

Isn't it beautiful?

Yeah, and it means we're halfway to Buttercup Mountain, Pablor. Uh… Pablor?

[standing in the middle of the lake] Look at this! This water in Pablor's way!

Don't worry, Pablor. We can take these canoes across the lake.

If you need help, I can teach you how to paddle, Pablor. I've got a canoeing merit badge so I know all about paddling.

Pablor needs no help to move this puny vessel! I know how to command a ship! [hops onto a blue canoe]

Oh, okay. Great.

Wow! It's a long way down.

[as she, Tyrone, and Austin start to cross the bridge] But once we get across the bridge, we'll be at Buttercup Mountain, Pablor. Uh… Pablor?

Uh-oh.

He looks really scared.

I'll go see if I can help him. Pablor?

Yes?

You seem a little scared of crossing the bridge, maybe?

Ha! Mighty Pablor isn't scared of anything! Especially crossing bridges!

Oh. Still, it's okay to be scared, you know. Here, hold my hand.