Pablo quotes from The Backyardigans

Stay away from my hood!

Secret agents go on secret missions and we have background music. Sneaky background music: de de doo. Danger background music: dum, dum, DUM. And if we goof up: Wahh wahh wahh. But no matter what happens, a secret agents always stays cool.

It's getting cold. Snow boarding! That's the next part of the race. Wow, looks pretty steep. And I'm not so good at snow-boarding. But that won't stop me. I'm way out in front. I can win this race.

[drinking his apple juice box; to the viewers] Hello. I'm Secret, Agent Secret. You've probably heard of me before. No? That surprises me. I like my adventures exciting, and my juice boxes shaken. It's my job to protect the world from evildoers, and to look super cool while I do it. You see... I'm an international super spy.

[singing] What do you do with a scurvy pirate?

[singing] Raid their ship and then hot-wire it.

[singing] What do you do with a scurvy pirate?

[singing] Make them walk the plank!

[singing] What do you do with a scurvy pirate?

[singing] Load the cannon up and fire it.

[singing] What do you do with a scurvy pirate? Make them walk the plank!

[singing] We'll raid their scurvy pirate ship, and make them walk the plank!

[singing] We'll grab up all their treasure,

[singing] And put it in the bank!

[singing] What do you do with a scurvy pirate?

[singing] Load the cannon up and fire it.

[singing] What do you do with a scurvy pirate?

[singing] Make them walk the plank!

[singing] These trees look so familiar, we've been here once before.

You're right except it wasn't once.

It was three times.

Or four.

[smiles] Spy rope time again! [shoots her rope upwards] Grab hold, agents! Going up!

[salutes the trio] Thanks for my toe.

You're welcome.

[smiles] Just doing our job.

[to his fellow agents] Mission accomplished, Secret Agents. Snack time?

[his belly growls] Snack time.

Exactly.

Let's get out of here!

The bandit must have jumped across on his horse.

Now that's one clever varmint.

See you later.

See you later.

See you next time.

See you.

[singing] 'Please' and 'thank you', that's the secret of the Nile!

[singing] 'Please' and 'thank you' gets you practically anything you want with a smile!

[singing] Even princesses should try to be polite. 'Please' and 'thank you', they're just right, so don't be rude!

[singing] 'Please' and 'thank you' are not things I usually say, but since you insist, I'll start to say them much more often as of today. Who exactly should I say these phrases to?

[singing] How 'bout those three guys who do the work for you?

[singing] Thank you guys for knowing where the special gifts were hid!

[singing] You're welcome!

[singing] And thank you guys for helping me find them like you did!

[singing] You're welcome!

[singing] And thank you guys for doing all that other servant work!

[singing] You're welcome!

[singing] And please forgive me if I acted kind of like a jerk.

[singing] That's okay.

[singing] 'Please' and 'thank you', that's the secret of the Nile, 'please' and 'thank you' get you...

[singing] Practically anything you want with a smile.

Egypt's nice when we all try to be polite. Please' and 'thank you' are just right, 'you're welcome', too!

[peeking their feet out from a snow pile] HELP! HELP! HELP!

[shocked] Oh, my goodness! Someone's in trouble!

Come on, we've got to rescue them!

Hey, lifeguard dude! Do you know where Tiki Beach is?

You're looking for Tiki Beach?

Totally. I wanna surf the perfect wave.

Well, you gotta have rad moves to surf Tiki Beach.

[to the viewers] I guess lifeguards like to call everybody dude, too. [back to Austin] No problemo, dude. Check this out! [does the monkey move]

Dude, that's the monkey. Anybody can do the monkey. That's not a radical move.

Oh. Well, how about this? [does the twist move]

That's just the twist. That's not a rad move either.

Oh. Hmm… Well, not everybody can do this! [does the triple whip]

The triple whip, huh? Now that's a rad move.

Totally!

What else can you do?

Uh, well, that's the only rad move I know.

You need all rad moves to surf Tiki Beach, dude. Not just one.

Bummer. But I still wanna find Tiki Beach.

Well, it could be up north, or it could be down south…

This lifeguard's being kind of mysterious. So which way should I go, dude?

Hmm, try that way. [points to the right] Look for the tall trees.

Tall trees. Okay, thanks, dude! Later! [walks to his dune buggy and drives away]

[to the viewers] Actually, Tiki Beach isn't that way. I tricked him. I couldn't tell him where it really is. Because he just doesn't have the moves yet. He's got a lot to learn before he can surf Tiki Beach.

Where'd he go?

We lost him!

Aw, man! Now we'll never find Tiki Beach!

Bummer.

We've looked everywhere.

Up north and down south.

This-a-way and that-a-way.

Where can it be? [takes off his tiki charm] Where is it?! Where is Tiki Beach?!

It's that mystery lifeguard!

Dude, you tried to keep us from finding Tiki Beach!

Yeah. Why did you keep steering us wrong?

I had to. I'm not just a mystery lifeguard. I'm the guardian of Tiki Beach. I make sure that only surfers who know all the rad moves can find Tiki Beach.

We've got rad moves, dude!

Totally! We can do the runaround.

And the funk-a-dilly!

And the triple whip! We've got all the rad moves, dude!

You do, huh?

Totally!

Well, then, dudes and dudette, surf's up!

Hey, what should we do with our supervillain powers today, Yucky Man?

Something extra super villainous!

Like, take over the world? [evil laughter]

Yes! Take over the world, by capturing... The Key to the World!

That's hidden in... The Tower of Power!