Austin quotes from The Backyardigans

We've got you now!

The Key to the World is safe!

We've saved the world from your evil plot.

[in high-pitched squeaky voice] We're tiny.

[also in high-pitched squeaky voice] And gooey.

What?

We can't hear you.

[runs up to Uniqua after she injured her knee from jumping over the last hurdle] Uniqua, are you okay?

I hurt my knee.

Hey, I've got a bandage here in my race pack. [takes a bandage and puts it on her knee]

[relieved] Thanks, Austin.

You're welcome. I've got everything a racer needs right here in my pack.

I never thought I'd need a bandage.

You can never tell what will happen in a race. That's why I like to be prepared.

Good point.

Now let's get back in the race.

Okay!

[off-screen] HELP! HELP!

[hearing Pablo's call] Did you hear somebody call for help?

Help! Help! Help!

[snowboards over to the cliff and finds him hanging onto the pole] Pablo!

Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!

Pablo...

Help! Help, help, help! Help, help, HELP!

Pablo!

Yeah?

I think I can help.

Oh. How?

I've got a rope. [takes a rope out of his race pack] Grab on and I'll pull you up!

The only thing left is the hike across the desert. It looks awfully hot and dry out there. But it is a desert, after all. Here they come. I better get going. [starting to get tired] Phew, I wish I'd brought some water. I'm getting thirsty.

I'm in second place. If I can just catch up with Uniqua, I can still win this race! Boy, it's awfully hot and dry around here. I just wish I'd brought some water. I'm thirsty.

I'm not that far behind. If I go really, really fast, and catch up with Pablo and Uniqua, I might still win the race. I'm thirsty. I wish I'd brought some water. Phew!

[disappointed] Oh, man! There they go! I'm last... again! I'm never going to win this race!

[approaches Pablo, Tyrone and Uniqua, all resting up against a cactus and looking really exhausted] Hey. Why did you guys stop hiking?

Because it's too hot.

And it's too dry.

And we're too thirsty.

I can help. How about some water?

Water! [takes a drink from the bottle and passes it on to Pablo and Uniqua]

[all feeling much better] Thanks, Austin.

You know, this is the second time you've helped me.

Hey, you helped me twice, too!

And you've helped me twice, too, too! Thanks!

You're welcome. Now let's get back in the race!

Oh. Young Austin, it's just you. [whispers in his ear] I thought you might have been… a ninja. Ninjas like to steal pies, so I must always be on guard.

Well, I'm not a ninja. I have come to you today because I want to learn to make pie!

Very well. I shall teach you. And if you learn well, Young Austin, then together we shall make pies for the Empress!

Oh, thank you, Master Pie Maker Tyrone. I will not let you down.

Hey, Master Pie Maker Tyrone, when do I get a big puffy hat like yours?

Patience, Young Austin. Only when you have mastered the art of making pies can you wear the puffy hat.

This is the imperial palace, where the Empress lives and eats pie. And that is the bakery. But we cannot take the path there. The bakery is guarded with traps.

Traps?

Traps! So ninjas cannot get to the bakery and steal pies. Come. We will take this secret underground passageway to the bakery!

Stop!

Huh?

You are not ready to make pie.

Sure I am. Pie-ya! Pie-

[takes the wooden spoon out of Austin's hand] Young Austin, before you can make pie, you must learn to make pie. And to learn to make pie, I must teach you to make pie. Do you understand?

Yes, Master Pie Maker Tyrone.

Very well. Your training begins… [clangs a wooden spoon on the pan like a gong] Now! [singing] Do you wanna make pies?

[singing] Yes, I wanna make pies.

[singing] Let me see it in your eyes!

[singing] Yes, I wanna make pies.

[singing] Then try this exercise.

Empress Tasha, we heard your call for pie, and we came right away.

Yes, today is a very good day for pie. But there is only one problem... I don't know what kind of pie I feel like today.

Well, your majesty, we could do a rhubarb pie, or a pecan pie. We could even do a quiche.

Those are all very fine pies indeed. But today, I wish to have something different. Something unusual. Something special.

Hey, what about the Great Pie?

What did you say?

[hesitantly] Uh, nothing, nothing.

The Great Pie! That's what he said. What a marvelous idea!

The Great Pie?!

All right! [she and Pablo high-five]

Uh, your majesty, did I mention that figs are in season?

No, no, no. It is settled. The Great Pie it shall be!

[annoyed with Austin] I cannot believe you mentioned the Great Pie!

Don't worry. I know we can make it. [makes a karate pose] Pie-ya!

No, not "we." You!

[surprised] Huh?

Making this pie was your idea, so you shall make this pie.

But-

No buts! If you wanna be a master pie maker, this is your true test. Make the Great Pie.

[astounded] Young Austin, this... This is a beautiful pie. The shape - so round. The size - just right. The crust - so crusty. [impressed] You have learned well, Young Austin.

Do you think it is... The Great Pie?

There's only one way to know for sure, and that is for the Empress to taste it.

[accidentally landing on some ceramic tints; clumsily] I meant to do that.

[gasps] Ninjas!

GET THE PIE!

PROTECT THE PIE!

[holding the pie with both hands] Master Tyrone, what do we do?!

There is only one thing we can do. PIE FIGHT!!!

[as he and Tyrone both get hit by pies in their faces during the fight] Where is everyone?

I can't see!

Get the Great Pie! [she and Pablo start to run away with the pie]

They've got the pie!

My masterpiece! Stop them!

[enters the backyard, carrying a beaker of blue liquid; to the viewers] Hi, I'm Austin. [gestures to Tasha, who is being a mad scientist] And that's my boss, Mad Scientist Tasha. I help her create stuff in our laboratory. [suddenly remembering something] Oh, and guess what? Today is my birthday! [walks to the table] Hey, Mad Scientist, do you remember what today is?

Of course I do.

You do?! Oh, great!

Today is the day that I make my maddest, craziest, most brilliant creation ever! [laughs like a mad scientist]

Oh... So, what creation is that?

I can't tell you that, it's a secret.

[annoyed] Oh, brother. [walks up to Mummy King Tyrone's sarcophagus and knocks on the door] Excuse me, but I am not a monster.

You're not? Huh. I guess you don't look like a monster.

It's spooky in here.

It certainly is.

There's a sign. It's a very good thing I read vampire. It says... [reading] "Warning: Do not go up the stairs!"

Sounds good to me.

[agreeing] Yup!

Nice try, monsters. Now come on. [they walk up the stairs and find another sign; reading] "Okay, you asked for it."

Asked for what?

RUN!