Uniqua quotes from The Backyardigans

It's spooky in here.

It certainly is.

There's a sign. It's a very good thing I read vampire. It says... [reading] "Warning: Do not go up the stairs!"

Sounds good to me.

[agreeing] Yup!

Nice try, monsters. Now come on. [they walk up the stairs and find another sign; reading] "Okay, you asked for it."

Asked for what?

RUN!

[turns around, noticing that Mummy King Tyrone, Werewolf Uniqua, and Vampire Pablo are out of his sight] Mummy King? Werewolf? Vampire? They're gone! This is the worst birthday ever. [sighs sadly] Well, I guess I better tell the mad scientist that I lost all the monsters. [opens the laboratory door, where it's completely dark] Hello? Mad Scientist? [enters and the door closes] Why is it so dark?

Happy Birthday, Austin!

[gasps in surprise] A birthday party?! For me?! [to Tasha; overjoyed] I can't believe you remembered!

[smiling] Of course I remembered, Austin. How could I forget your birthday?

[happily] I thought this was gonna be a terrible birthday, but it's the best birthday ever!

HOO, HOO! WE ARE MAD! HUKA PELE!

NOW… GO!!!!! [blows Pablo, Tyrone, and Austin out of the volcano with their strong lungs, sending them back down towards the beach]

Those Volcano Sisters sure have powerful lungs.

[to the viewers] We're a motorcycle gang.

Yeah! We're rough!

Grr!

And tough!

Grr!

And bad!

[surprised and confused] What?

We're not bad, Pablo. We're rough and tough and good.

[sheepishly] Oops! I forgot. And good!

Grr!

[walking up to a mailbox; to the viewers] Guess what today is? Valentine's Day! I'm sending Valentines to Pablo and Tasha, but don't tell them 'cause it's a surprise. [shushes and puts the two letters in the mailbox] Grrr!

[to the viewers] Valentines, for Pablo and Uniqua! [shushes and puts them in the mailbox] Grrr!

[to the viewers] Valentines, for Uniqua and Tasha! [shushes and puts them in the mailbox] Grrr!

Everyone done?

Yup!

Good, then let's go pick up some litter!

What a beautiful day to deliver the mail! [walks over to the mailbox and takes out the letters] Let's see where this mail is going. "The Juice Box Joint." Wow! That's in the middle of nowhere! But I'll get it there, because I never fail to deliver the mail!

[gasps fearfully as he sees the Do-Gooder Bikers by the trash can after picking up the litter while driving down the road, mistaking them as bad bikers] Rough, tough, bad bikers! [the bikers see him approaching; gasps again] They've spotted me! [nearly skids his mail truck off the road, and doesn't know that his mailbag flies out of the back window and lands on the road]

His bag fell out!

Mailman!

Bikers! [hurries into his mail truck]

Wait, wait! We have your mailbag!

Wait!

We can catch him! Let's ride!

[seeing the bikers catching up with him through the diver side window] Oh, no! They're right behind me! I better take the shortcut. Those bikers won't stop me!

He's taking our favorite shortcut!

Let's ride!

Just look at them, Henchman Tyrone. Aren't they beautiful?

Yes, they are. Very, very beautiful. They're the most beautiful... Uh, what are they?

These are secret containers, and very soon... they will be mine! [laughs evilly] Come on, laugh.

Who, me?

Yeah! You're my henchman. You're supposed to laugh with me.

Oh, sorry, boss.

Don't call me boss! I'm a lady!

Yes, lady.

I'm warning you, Mr. Secret, I'm not going to let go!

I'd love to stay and chat, but I really must fly.

Fly? What are you talking about? Let go of the container! It's mine!

Oh, well. Sorry, Agent Secret.

Thanks anyway, Austin.

That's it! I've had enough of you good guys! Mr. Secret, I'm afraid you've given me no choice. Prepared to be tickled, Mr. Secret.

Are we even going the right way?

I can't tell. All these sand dunes look the same. I wish I knew where we were.

You're in Arabia! Boy, that sure was an easy one.

[incredibly enraged with the clowns for making him miss his train] CLOWNS!!!!! [echoes] I am so mad! You made me miss my train! I have a circus to lead tonight in Big City, but I won't be there because of... CLOWNS!!!!! [echoes]

Somebody call for clowns?

Don't worry, Ringmaster Tyrone. We'll help you catch that train.

The butterfly!

[sees the butterfly on his nose, then starts running around in a panic] Oh, my! It's the butterfly! Right before my very nose! Right on my very nose!

Professor Pablo?

[not listening, still panicking] Where's my jar?! Where's my net?! I must catch it!

Professor Pablo?

[still panicking] I must catch the Gilded Golden Butterfly! Oh, boy, oh, boy!

Professor Pablo!

[finally stops panicking and turns to them] Yes?

Grab it!

Oh, right.

Listen up, wizards. Something terrible has happened. [leads them to the window, pointing to Giant Tasha in the far distance] There is… a giant in my kingdom!

[waving in the distance] Yoo-hoo!

[nervously] That's a big giant.

[agreeing] It certainly is.

Yes, and it's up to you to get rid of her.

Us?!

Yes, you! It's almost time for my royal nap, and I simply cannot sleep with a giant stomping about!

But-

No buts! Get rid of that giant!

Yes, Queen Uniqua.

NOW!

Yes, Queen Uniqua!

[pacing back and forth] This is bad.

I know.

We don't know how to get rid of a giant.

I know!

But if we don't do it, the queen will be mad.

I know.

Why do you keep saying that?

[shrugging] I don't know.

Why haven't you wizards left yet?! GO!