Uniqua quotes from The Backyardigans

Where'd he go?

We lost him!

Aw, man! Now we'll never find Tiki Beach!

Bummer.

We've looked everywhere.

Up north and down south.

This-a-way and that-a-way.

Where can it be? [takes off his tiki charm] Where is it?! Where is Tiki Beach?!

It's that mystery lifeguard!

Dude, you tried to keep us from finding Tiki Beach!

Yeah. Why did you keep steering us wrong?

I had to. I'm not just a mystery lifeguard. I'm the guardian of Tiki Beach. I make sure that only surfers who know all the rad moves can find Tiki Beach.

We've got rad moves, dude!

Totally! We can do the runaround.

And the funk-a-dilly!

And the triple whip! We've got all the rad moves, dude!

You do, huh?

Totally!

Well, then, dudes and dudette, surf's up!

Where do you think you're going?

Uh… to the Tower of Power so we can rule the world?

Oh, no, you don't. We'll catch you.

RUN!

How are we gonna catch those supervillains?

Hmm… [gets an idea] I know! Build us a boat, Captain Hammer.

[baffled] A boat? What good will that do on the ice?

There's no time to explain. Trust me.

[reluctantly] Well, okay.

We made to the tower! Now we just need to get to the top and grab the key.

[sees Austin and Uniqua coming towards them] But here come the superheroes! What will we do?

[as an idea pops into his head] I know! We'll fake 'em out! Let's pretend to be tired and then, when they fall for our trick, we'll get 'em! [he and Tyrone laugh wickedly] Here they come!

Villains, HALT!

[panting] (No.) It's okay… You win, superheroes.

[panting] We're too tired… to climb the tower. You guys go ahead.

Great! Now's our chance! [walks towards the entrance]

Now, Dr. Shrinky!

Captain Hammer, SHRINK! [fires his shockwaves, shrinking Austin down to the size of a mouse]

[horrified] Captain Hammer!

[in high-pitched squeaky voice] Uh-oh!

You shrunk Captain Hammer?!

I'm here!

[lowers her hand to pick him up] Are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine. But the villains are going in the tower.

[pondering] Now what are we gonna do?

[trying to speak up with his squeaky voice] We've got to stop them!

What?

We've got to stop them!

[puts her hand to her ear for better listening] What?

I said, we've got to stop them!

Oh. Yes, you're right. But they shrunk you.

I know they did. But I'm still a brave superhero and we've got to stop them.

Not so fast, supervillains!

[shocked] Weather Woman!

You'll never get the key!

[puts his hand to his ear] What?

You'll never get the key!

What?

[slightly annoyed] He said, you'll never get the key!

Oh.

Nonsense! You and your teensy, weensy friend can't defeat us now!

We've got you now!

The Key to the World is safe!

We've saved the world from your evil plot.

[in high-pitched squeaky voice] We're tiny.

[also in high-pitched squeaky voice] And gooey.

What?

We can't hear you.

Whoa! I mean, ugh! That's a long way down.

You know what we need? Something to help us get down this hill.

Yeah, something we can ride on, and go fast.

Yeah. And it should be red.

Ughxactly. So that's why I invented this.

Great invention.

Awesome.

Great invention.

Really cool!

What do you call it, the button?

Nope.

The rice cake?

Nope, I call it the sled.

Ugh!

Ughxcellent choice.

Good name.

The sled.

Hop on. Now let's ugh.

Ugh!

[runs up to Uniqua after she injured her knee from jumping over the last hurdle] Uniqua, are you okay?

I hurt my knee.

Hey, I've got a bandage here in my race pack. [takes a bandage and puts it on her knee]

[relieved] Thanks, Austin.

You're welcome. I've got everything a racer needs right here in my pack.

I never thought I'd need a bandage.

You can never tell what will happen in a race. That's why I like to be prepared.

Good point.

Now let's get back in the race.

Okay!

The only thing left is the hike across the desert. It looks awfully hot and dry out there. But it is a desert, after all. Here they come. I better get going. [starting to get tired] Phew, I wish I'd brought some water. I'm getting thirsty.

I'm in second place. If I can just catch up with Uniqua, I can still win this race! Boy, it's awfully hot and dry around here. I just wish I'd brought some water. I'm thirsty.

I'm not that far behind. If I go really, really fast, and catch up with Pablo and Uniqua, I might still win the race. I'm thirsty. I wish I'd brought some water. Phew!

[disappointed] Oh, man! There they go! I'm last... again! I'm never going to win this race!

[approaches Pablo, Tyrone and Uniqua, all resting up against a cactus and looking really exhausted] Hey. Why did you guys stop hiking?

Because it's too hot.

And it's too dry.

And we're too thirsty.

I can help. How about some water?

Water! [takes a drink from the bottle and passes it on to Pablo and Uniqua]

[all feeling much better] Thanks, Austin.

You know, this is the second time you've helped me.

Hey, you helped me twice, too!

And you've helped me twice, too, too! Thanks!

You're welcome. Now let's get back in the race!

Empress Tasha, we heard your call for pie, and we came right away.

Yes, today is a very good day for pie. But there is only one problem... I don't know what kind of pie I feel like today.

Well, your majesty, we could do a rhubarb pie, or a pecan pie. We could even do a quiche.

Those are all very fine pies indeed. But today, I wish to have something different. Something unusual. Something special.

Hey, what about the Great Pie?

What did you say?

[hesitantly] Uh, nothing, nothing.

The Great Pie! That's what he said. What a marvelous idea!

The Great Pie?!

All right! [she and Pablo high-five]

Uh, your majesty, did I mention that figs are in season?

No, no, no. It is settled. The Great Pie it shall be!

Why is it so hard for us ninjas to get pie?

Good question. I mean... Ninjas like pie too.

[astounded] Young Austin, this... This is a beautiful pie. The shape - so round. The size - just right. The crust - so crusty. [impressed] You have learned well, Young Austin.

Do you think it is... The Great Pie?

There's only one way to know for sure, and that is for the Empress to taste it.

[accidentally landing on some ceramic tints; clumsily] I meant to do that.

[gasps] Ninjas!

GET THE PIE!

PROTECT THE PIE!

[holding the pie with both hands] Master Tyrone, what do we do?!

There is only one thing we can do. PIE FIGHT!!!

[as he and Tyrone both get hit by pies in their faces during the fight] Where is everyone?

I can't see!

Get the Great Pie! [she and Pablo start to run away with the pie]

They've got the pie!

My masterpiece! Stop them!