Uniqua quotes from The Backyardigans

[yawning] You see that? That's my royal yawn. Which means I'm royally tired and I need to take my royal nap.

Yes, Queen Uniqua.

So you better quit your horsin' around and get rid of that giant. Because if you don't get rid of her, then I'll get rid of you! [storms off into her castle]

Yes, Queen Uniqua.

At last, peace and quiet. [goes to sleep, but not for long after hearing loud thudding; sighs annoyingly] Never mind. [hops off the bed, walks to the window, and gasps in shock, seeing Wizards Pablo and Tyrone now giant-sized]

Hi, Queen Uniqua!

More giants?! [Tyrone sticks his hand inside the window and grabs her] Hey! [angrily demanding] Put me down! I order you to put me down! [Tyrone obeys and sets her down] I told you to get rid of the giant, not make more giants!

Ooh! Look at the itty bitty queen!

[to Pablo and Tyrone] What kind of wizards are you, anyway?!

We're good wizards!

Captain's diary: trash day. The Moosians have tricked us and taken all the garbage that we collected this morning. Lieutenant Uniqua, how much garbage do we have left on board?

None, captain. The Moosian ship took all of it.

Oh, for goodness sake! We're supposed to collect the garbage!

Captain, sensors indicate that there are extremely high garbage readings in the dumpster-ion sector.

Then set a course for the dumpster-ion sector, Lieutenant Uniqua. Zip speed! And keep an eye out for those Moosians.

[after ordering Austin and Uniqua to pull over; sternly] Do you know why I stopped you?

Um, because you wanted to say hi?

Yes. Hi! But also because you were driving too fast.

Sorry, officer.

[to Uniqua] And you were riding around on a dinosaur.

Sorry, officer.

That's my dinosaur, officer. He's just a puppy and he ran away.

Hmmm... A runaway dinosaur, you say?

[locking the bar of soap in the dungeon, along with the rest of the cleaning supplies; grumpily] I hate clean!

Bye-bye, soap.

Look, there's our shampoo, and our toothpaste, and our towels.

And my rubber ducky! Daddy misses you!

[finally fed up] That's it! I've had enough.

Tyrone? Where are you going?

To Purewood Forest!

What?!

That's right. I'm going to find Robin Hood and bring him back to Filthingham, so he can make our village clean again!

You better be careful.

What if the mayor sees you leave?

Don't worry, he won't. I have a very sneaky walk.

[taping on Tyrone's shoulder to get his attention] Yoo-hoo, paper boy?

[turns around to face her] Yes? [gasps in shock, seeing her as a friendly witch] You're… You're a witch!

Well, right you are. Welcome to Fairytale Village! Say, I was hoping I could have you for lunch today.

Have me for lunch?! Yikes!

I wonder why he hid like that? He must be shy. I'll ask him again.

Hi, wolf!

Hi!

Hi, witch!

Hello.

A wolf, a witch, and a giant? I'm getting out of here.

[as she, Pablo the Giant and Austin the Wolf chase after Tyrone] Paper boy!

Don't run!

Wait! Paper boy, I'd like to have you for dinner.

Dinner? Why is everyone in this town out to eat me?

[fearfully hiding in his house, refusing to go to Camp Walkaplanka] I think I might stay home.

Home? Why?

What if pirate camp is really scary?

(Nonsense.) Camp Walkaplanka is the best camp ever! Come on! Don't you want to learn how to be a real pirate?

[in pirate accent] Arrrr! I am Pirate Captain Austin.

I'm Uniqua.

I'm leaving. [turns around and starts to bail out]

[annoyed] Pablo! [grabs him by the arm, preventing him from leaving]

You two want to be pirates, eh?

[nervously] Well...

More than anything!

[gazing at a red boot in the treasure chest] Wow! Ooh! It's so sparkly!

[closes the treasure chest] Don’t touch that! Ye must never, ever touch the boot! That boot belongs to the ghost of Captain Red Boots.

Captain Red Boots?

[fearfully] G-g-g-ghost?

If you touch the boot, a mysterious force will pull us all right to the island of Captain Red Boots! When we get there, she'll chase ya! And if she catches ya, she'll tickle ya! And if she tickles ya, then you'll become a ghost too! Understand?

Yes sir, Pirate Captain Austin, sir.

Arrrr! Well then, welcome to Camp Walkaplanka. Do ye wanna be pirates?

Well...

Pablo! Yes sir, Pirate Captain Austin, sir.

Don’t touch that boot! Do ye wanna end up on the island of Captain Red Boots?!

No, Pirate Captain Austin.

Do ye want her to tickle ya and turn you into a ghost?!

No, Pirate Captain Austin!

Then don't ever touch that boot!

Excuse me, Pirate Captain Austin?

Aye?

Uh... Help?

You two have a lot to learn if ye want to be pirates.

[notices a thorny stem flower that hasn't bloomed yet] What kind of flower is that? The poor little thing hasn't opened. Maybe it needs some extra sunlight. [takes the pot and places it in the window, and the flower suddenly blooms by a ray of sunlight; amazed] Whoa!

Wow! That flower's never bloomed before.

It's beautiful! I wonder what it smells like. [accidentally pricks her finger on one of the thorns] Ow!

Are you all right?

I'm fine. I poked my finger on a thorn, that's all. Happens every day in my line of work.

Yeah, mine too. Well, better get back to work. Thanks for the flowers, Gardener Pablo. [suddenly shoots a beam of flowers on the floor from her hand] Yikes!

[gasps in surprise] How'd you do that?!

I don't know. [shoots out some fireworks] Look out! I'm so sorry. I don't know what... [accidentally sprays pollen on Pablo, causing him to sneeze uncontrollably]

[sneezing] It's p-pollen!

Gardener Pablo, what's happening to me?!

Hmm... Maybe, when you pricked your finger on that flower, it gave you special powers… Flower power!

Flower power?

Yes, of course! You're like a big, walking, talking flower now, and I know all about taking care of flowers.

[floating down to the ground after transforming into her superhero identity… Flower Girl] Gardener Pablo, from now on, I'm more than just a friendly flower seller. I'm... Flower girl! The superhero!

Hooray for Flower Girl!