I'm only twenty-four!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
NDNicholas de Lacy-Brown
I'm very into art and culture and that sort of thing... I find it very difficult to have conversations about football, for example. (to Sir Alan, a noted Tottenham Hotspur fan)
I am NOT over-sensitive!
You were devastated when you got a B in your GCSE French. You're going to be even more devastated now, because you've got a big F. You're fired! (to Nicholas)
(in Sir Alan's voice) "And at the end of this task, one of you will be fired!"
SDSara Dhada
To me, business is simple. It's about making money, making money and making more money.
(seeing Raef quiet as Alex and Nicholas argue) Well Raef, either talk up you know or...
Raef Bjayou: I'm just finding this conversation just, you know, just incredibly boring. We're now going into psycho-babble now.
Sir Alan Sugar: I'm sorry if I'm boring you.
(through an intercom selling fish door-to-door) My name's Raef, I represent Renaissance Ltd. a purveyor of fine fish!
(to Nicholas who is an artist and a barrister) You know what my mum says? If you can piss you can paint.
(to Raef) What is all this stuff about "faced death many times."? Where have we faced death many times? In a hairdressing shop?
Business starts now!
(He throws two sets of car keys at the candidates. One in Simon's direction and the other in Claire's)
Simon, Ian and Lee did a fantastic job at actually knocking out the product-
Michael Sophocles: Sorry, I find it absolutely insulting that you don't include me in the group of people who sold-
Alex Wotherspoon:I acknowledge...
Michael Sophocles:their absolute heart out.
Alex Wotherspoon: Michael, you did a fantastic job...
Michael Sophocles: I mean it's just...
Alex Wotherspoon:I'm not insulting you at all. I've only met you all today, what do you mean "friends"? We've not formed any relationships.
Michael Sophocles: I don't know. You just don't seem very interested.
That's what I'm talking about! (repeated throughout the series)
All day it's been like I've had to breastfeed the pair of you. (to Lucinda and Shazia, with a puzzled look from Sir Alan)
(During Team Renaissance's victory) What-ho, bloke? Top tea.
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