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The Animals of Farthing Wood · Season 1, Episode 4

Bruno and Fox in “False Haven”

Bruno

Your friends?

Fox

We've taken an Oath of Mutual Protection.

Bruno

What's that when it's at home?

Fox

Well, we've sworn to look after each other on this journey we're doing to a nature reserve. Even humans can't hurt you there.

Bruno

[growls] pull the other one [growls].

Fox

True as I'm standing here.

Bruno

You're true to your name, I must say, very cunning. But you can't fool me, oh, no. I'm taking you back. I'll get a nice fat reward when my master sees you're dead.

Fox

Oh, no you won't.

Bruno

Oh, yes I will!

Fox

You won't. He doesn't want you to kill his fox. He wants to do it for himself. All you'll do is rob him of the satisfaction.

Bruno

[snarls] All right, suits me! I'll take you back alive! [growls]

Fox

Sorry. Can't oblige, old son. If you want me, you'll have to kill me first.

Bruno

Oh, I don't know. First my master blames me for not catching his fox, then when I've caught him he still blames me.

Fox

That's about it.

Bruno

You've got me tied in knots, you clever dink!

Fox

You should have caught the right fox. That's all there is to it.

Bruno

Wild animals, huh. They'll be telling me the cat's made a friend of a mouse next! [Fox sweats] But no, that can't be right. [Fox leaves the entrance and pushes his tail back] Or that I should make a friend of the cat?

[Fox looks back and runs away]

Bruno

That can't be right, either. [Fox runs up to the hill] Now what am I to do? Go home I suppose.

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