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The Animals of Farthing Wood · Season 1, Episode 4

Bruno and Fox in “False Haven”

Bruno

My master wants you dead.

Fox

So? He wants every fox dead.

Bruno

You killed his chickens!

Fox

Oh, no I didn't.

Bruno

Liar!

Fox

I'm not the only fox around.

Bruno

You're here.

Fox

Ah, I see. Any fox will do. Is that it? Your master must be very stupid.

Bruno

[growls] How dare you!

Fox

To kill one fox because another hurt him. That's the same as kicking you because his wife's burnt his dinner!

Bruno

[realising] Uh? - He does, too!

Fox

I mean, does that make any sense to you?

Bruno

Er, no. But you still haven't told me why you were lurking round the chicken coop!

Fox

Not for the taste of chicken. I don't even like them. Too many feathers. Achoo!

Bruno

You're a right one, aren't you? Joking at a time like this! Alright, if it wasn't for the chickens, what was it for?

Fox

Didn't you see the others?

Bruno

What others?

Fox

My friends. Not foxes. But rabbits. Mice. Hedgehogs. Toads, birds, all kinds!

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