All right, Sam. How's the game coming?
Yeah, this is okay, so I got the feedback from the focus group. Um, the difficulty is too high, the game is too easy, too many enemies, not enough opponents to fight with. Somebody says that they really want hula girls and the bowling ball weapon.
This is... horrible! Do we even have any, um, any power-ups at all now?
Uh, well, you said no-no hourglasses. So, the time kind of runs out a bit quick.
What's happening with the music here?
(The Power of Love plays at a bit speed)
Okay, so, we had The Power of Love, uh, and, um, well, we couldn't, you know, the licensing and everything. So, I sped it right up, so you can't even recognize it because I had to avoid the licensing issues.
Oh, no, no, you didn't avoid the licensing issues and put the... (grunts) The bowling ball!
Since anyone knows the focus group wanted the bowling balls man, I don't know why.
Who wanted to avoid the licensing issues and have bowling balls? Oh, the flickering is worse. Oh, the controls are worse. Oh, the time limit is worse! Oh, we-we are spiraling into the toilet here!
Uh, just while they have you, we do need to mix the time travel, the Hill Valley background, uh, and a few other things just because of time constraints.
Fine, fine. Just make it playable. Make it work. How much time do we have to fix this?
Okay, so, the-the deadline is, uh, let me take a look. (looks at his watch) Two hours from now. Hope you got a flux capacitor!
(inhales sharply) All right, you got one last chance! Don't fuck this up! (slams the space button to turn off his Commodore 64)
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