This game is like... poop! From a... a buffalo butt!
Diarrhea, it's gotta be diarrhea! Just go for it!
Okay! I got it...! I would rather do a human centipede with the Wet Bandits! Marv in my mouth, HARRY IN MY ASS! I'll turn them into the Sticky Bandits!
(disgusted) Augh, dude! Augh!
No, think about it. Think about it. Close your eyes.
Naw, I-- No I don't....
No....
And that's from the web series that brought you "Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls!"
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