(playing the SNES Home Alone game) The object of is to run around the house, collecting valuable items to hide from the criminals. You can only hold a certain amount. When your hands are full, you have to drop them down a laundry chute which leads into a giant vault in the basement! Or Goro's lair, or whatever the hell this is.
Look, I know the movie was a long time ago and stuff, but I don't remember Kevin gathering together... candlesticks, money bags and giant emerald rings, and then, throwing them down a laundry chute? But what do I know?
The items are found in the most random places, (sees Kevin fish a whole pizza out of a toilet) like in a... toilet?! Wh-- I found an entire goddamn pizza! In a toilet!
(disgusted) Kevin would never grab anything out of a toilet...
(equally disgusted) Augh! Yeah, not even a pizza. I'm sure of it.
Yeah... Yeah... I mean, maybe I would have. You know, back in my... heady days.
You would have grabbed something out of a toilet?
Yeah.
Pizza?
You've never had toilet pizza?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pizza shit.
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