(looking down at a box of pizza delivered by Macaulay Culkin as a pizza delivery boy) What's this?
A lovely cheese pizza; just for you.
You got the wrong house; I didn't order any pizza. But I'll take it anyway.
(He opens the pizza box to find Home Alone games on different consoles.)
Oh, not funny.
Think of it as a gift; you owe it to yourself to play those games. I hear they're awesome.
No, they're not! Besides... I already reviewed both NES games: that first one where you're laying traps around the house that are enclosed in square tiles for no reason, where you're walkin' up the stairs like you took a dump, and that second one where you're running through the hotel, slidin' on your knees, fighting mops, vacuum cleaners and suitcases, and a chef that takes off his clothes. I'm already done with that, so get this shit out of here! And you better believe I'm leavin' a bad Yelp review.
That's just the NES versions; maybe the rest of them are better. I mean, look at how many of them there are, I mean, they can't all be bad... can they?
I admit I haven't played the rest. Have you?
No, but they all have Macaulay Culkin in them. I mean, how could you go wrong?
Well, maybe if they're not as bad as the NES games...
Come on. Everyone in the world shits on these games, and maybe you could change the world's mind. I mean, come on.
Okay, fine! But you're not going anywhere! You're gonna sit right here and suffer with me!
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