(Just after entering Level 2, The Nerd and Kyle come up to a point where Kyle's character has become stuck inside a rock.)
You're not stuck. Stop fooling around. Get outta there.
I'm trying!
...you're really stuck. (Begins lobbing grenades toward the rock)
Just kill me.
I'm...I'm trying!
No, kill me for real.
Wait, wait, just wait for one of these missiles to come. (The enemy missile hits the rock and obliterates Kyle's character.) Alright. We're back in business now. (The Nerd then sees what happens next and gets a look of shock on his face; Kyle's character still cannot move) Oh, shit, you respawned inside another rock!
I've had it with this fucking game! I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out!
(He picks up a Zapper, puts it to his head, and pulls the trigger. He flashes on screen four times, then disappears.)
(turns to where Kyle was sitting) A-B-B-A!
(This time, Kyle comes back to life with part of his body stuck behind the couch.)
Aw fuck!
You're right. Having two players doesn't help much.
Get me outta this couch, you damn Nintendo dork!
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