AVGN [commenting on the slow nature of the gameplay]: It's not horrible, it's just tedious as fuck and with one player, this is gonna take all night. I need a second player.
[The Nerd looks over to the end of the couch, behind which is the skeleton of Kyle Justin, complete with his fedora and a guitar. He nods to the camera, then gets up and walks over to the skeleton.]
A-B-B-A.
[Kyle slowly comes back to his human life form. Once he does, he sees The Nerd and groans in disgust.]
[groans] I guess somebody needs a favor.
Yeah. I need your help, to beat a game.
Let me-- let me guess. A shitty game?
Yeah, a shitty game. Ikari Warriors.
Yeah, I know that game.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, I know what you could do with that game too.
Uh huh.
Yeah, yeah. You take the game, and you take your ass cheeks as well, and you just open them up really wide, and you grease up the game and just shove it up your ass! I'm not helping you. Besides, you never play my theme song anymore.
Yeah, the theme song. And I thought people were getting tired of that.
You thought wrong.
Yeah, [to camera] I know. Alright, so if we do the theme song, will you play the game with me?
Fine.
Alright. Let's do this. Play the song.
[Kyle cracks his knuckles.]
Kyle Justin (playing scales on his guitar and singing): Do-mi-so-mi-do...
Play the song. [Kyle clears his throat] Play the fucking song! [Kyle moistens his lips while getting spittle on the Nerd, then sings the theme song as the Nerd pantomimes frustration]
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