[trying to convince Pat to give him the rarer gold NWC cart] The gold one's a piece of crap! I mean, you don't want that. I mean, you know how they made those! They just cut out the logo with cheap paper, and they glued it on! With glue!
Yeah! Elmer's glue!
Yeah-yeah, I bet Mr. Elmer himself glued it on from his own goat. [imitates goat bleating]
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