Battletoads on Nintendo. Now, don't worry, it's a good game. It's actually one of the most memorable games in the NES library. But when it first came out, a lot of people were thinkin', "What is this, a cheap Ninja Turtles knockoff, or somethin'?" But, uh, it was actually pretty good-- [he turns to his right and notices Kyle] Who the fuck are you?
I'm your guitar guy. [the Nerd doesn't get it.] I sing your theme song... from... behind the couch.
Well then, go back behind the damn COUCH! Geez!
You know, that's not the welcome I really expected.
Well, look, you can't just sit here while I do the review.
[stutters] Why can't I do the review with you?
Oh, uh-- because that's not how it WORKS! It's, like, I play the game, and you-- Get your ass back behind the FUCKIN' COUCH!!
[angrily; while fighting back his tears] I don't ever get to do anything; you don't even use my song that much anymore.
Why are you always behind my damn couch anyway?!
There are no other couches to go behind!
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