OOtis
Thanks, Andy.
All S1
I was standing in front of the courthouse chatting with a group of ladies.
Now that's unlawful assemblage in my book!
Well...
I asked them to move along, but Aunt Bee kept right on talking! So I asked her again, and she said, "Stop interrupting!" Then another lady opened her umbrella; now that's inciting a riot!
Well, now, Barney, you could have overlooked it, seeing as how the women always do congregate in front of the courthouse down here, and seeing as how it was Aunt Bee...
Oh, overlook, nothing! He was too busy yelling, "There will be no favoritism in Barney Fife's administration!"
OOpie
Are you going to fingerprint me, Barney?
Oh, don't joke, honey! He's liable to send you up to state prison!
CMClarabelle Morrison
Oh, look; there's the Sheriff. Good.
JMJennifer Morrison
Let's go in!
Jennifer! You will be the death of me yet! How many times must I tell you? A lady never goes into a barber shop!
JJennifer
I'm sorry, Clarabelle; I keep forgetting. It's just that the odor of witch hazel atones me.
Jennifer, you have got to control yourself!
JJennifer
But we've got to tell the Sheriff what we know.
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