"Call the man!" - Andy Taylor, after the freezer went out at home and Aunt Bee needed a place to keep her meat.
Played by Andy Griffith
The Andy Griffith Show · 64 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Andy Griffith Show: in 17 of its 64 quotes
Lines by Andy Taylor 17
"You beat everything Barney, you know that?" Andy to Barney Season 3 Episode 6
"But don't the trees sound nice and full?" Andy referring to the birds Opie has just let go. In 'Opie:The Birdman'.
"You look good enough to take to Chinatown!" (referring to Aunt Bee) in Season 5, Episode 5
"Well, you and Aunt Bee is havin' fried chicken. And, I'm having crow..." [in answer to Opie's questions what's for dinner after Andy realized he was terribly in the wrong about something he thought Opie did].
AndyOh, good. File 'em, will you, Barn?
AndyWhat?
AndyWe don't know where they are.
AndyWell, no wonder it's quiet in town; the whole population's in here!
AndyIt must've been kept more this here day than all the other days put together!
AndyListen to me, Barney. Listen to me just a minute. Now it's true you had them all dead to rights by the book. But now if you went strictly by the book, why I don't reckon we'd have anything in this country but about 180 million jailbirds.
AndyI know you did, and I appreciate that, but maybe you tried just a bit too hard.
AndyWhat'd you do? Drop a net over the whole town?
AndyWell, were you drunk when Deputy Fife arrested you?
AndyI'm afraid I'm going to have to dismiss him, Barney. You can go, Otis.
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