8,500 American silver cartwheels right in our hands; only one small hitch.
All S1
We don't know where they are.
Right!
Well, no wonder it's quiet in town; the whole population's in here!
Yeah, like I promised you, Sheriff. Law and order kept in Mayberry this here day!
It must've been kept more this here day than all the other days put together!
I had them, Andy! I had them all dead to rights! You can check the manual! Every one of them was as guilty as sin!
Listen to me, Barney. Listen to me just a minute. Now it's true you had them all dead to rights by the book. But now if you went strictly by the book, why I don't reckon we'd have anything in this country but about 180 million jailbirds.
Yeah; I guess you're right. I was just trying to show you how much you could trust me.
I know you did, and I appreciate that, but maybe you tried just a bit too hard.
MPMayor Pike
Oh, it's an outrage, Sheriff! That's what it is! An outrage!
What'd you do? Drop a net over the whole town?
Just about! [chuckles]
Well, were you drunk when Deputy Fife arrested you?
I'm afraid I'm going to have to dismiss him, Barney. You can go, Otis.
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