Dude, I need you to grab the emergency hammer.
I'm not breaking the window.
No, I need you to knock me out.
How about you just ask Sussie to calm down a little?
[Whimpers again] I can't...
What the... [Pauses video game] You're embarrassed, aren't you?
Just use the hammer...
[Laughs] Darwin Watterson, the fish who grew legs at the expense of his guts!
Shut up!
HEY, DARWIN!
[Darwin squeezes his head back out]
Which noise do you prefer? ALALALALALALALALALALALALA! or AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!
[Sticks head on top of Sussie and Darwin's seat] Excuse me, Sussie, but can you be a little quieter, please?
Certainly, young Gumball, I'd be more than happy to oblige!
Thank you.
[Gapes before sticking his head up and motions taking his hat off]
What's that?
That was me, taking my hat off to you.
[Whispers] Hats!
Was it...REALLY necessary...to take me over the sandbox?
I didn't want to do this, man, but it's the only way! You need to learn that words can hurt.
Round 1! Fight!
[charging a power blast] Your head is so big that you have to put your shirt on feet first! [Shoots energy balls at Gumball] Big head! Big head! Big head! Big head!
Ow! Stop It!
[Shoots an energy ball] Big head!
That's cheating!
[Shoots an energy ball] Big head!
You keep using the same move!
[Shoots an energy ball] Big head!
[Gumball echoes and collapses]
Darwin wins! Perfect! Round Two! Fight!
You're so ugly that when you entered an ugly contest, the judges said "no professionals"! [Shoots an energy ball]
You're so dumb you put stamps on your e-mails! [Shoots an energy ball]
You're so short that your head smells like feet! [Shoots an energy ball]
Your brain's so small that your thoughts have an echo! [Shoots an energy ball]
Your cheeks are so big that people don't know which end of you they're looking at! [Shoots an energy ball]
[Camera cuts to reality, Tobias, Banana Joe, Anton and Bobert cheers looking unamazed while Gumball and Darwin are still pretending to be in the game]
Pshoo! Cling! Pew!
Ahh!
Your face is so greasy that people put on weight when they look at you! [Shoots an "energy ball"]
Nyeh, it's not as good as I thought it'd be.
[Tobias, Banana Joe, Anton and Bobert leave, still making cheering motions. Camera cuts back to the game]
You're so bald that when you take a shower, you get brainwashed!
You're so-- Ah! I got nothing!
[Gumball shoots an energy ball that dazes Darwin. He immediately closes in for the finish.]
You're so chubby, the back of your head looks like a pack of wieners.
[Gumball takes Round 2 with a Street Fighter-esque uppercut move. He then performs a victory pose]
FINAL ROUND!
Wait a minute. Pause! [pauses the "game"]
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