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S7What A Gaucho You Are

[Ray shows contempt for Meredith and Gretchen]

Those people don't belong in this game with us... I'm not losing to a 70-year-old man and his wife.

[Susan and Patrick's boat stops working]

PPatrick

We already know that we're in last place and that was the end of Patrick and Susan.

S7I've Been Wanting A Facelift For A Long Time

[Ray accidentally hits Deana's head with the pounding stick in the food and water detour]

DDeana

Ow, Ray!

Deana.

DDeana

You could at least apologize.

The problem is that we don't work together.

DDeana

You can do this yourself.

That's right, give up!

S7Houston, We Have An Elephant

S7Mow 'Em Down Like Grass

S7We Have A Bad Elephant

[Uchenna and Joyce reach the Fast Forward and find out they have to participate in a head shaving ritual.]

I knew that was coming. I freaking knew it!

[Sobbing] It's already gone.

[Amber's camel becomes uncontrollable]

Go! Go! Go! No! No!

GGretchen

Good, good he's going in the other direction. Go around the track the other way. [laughing]

Oh God, please no. Oh God no.

S7The Devil Made Me Do It

She [Kelly] really surprised me and I think I've seen everything that I want to see out of her on this race.

S7Five Continents, 25 Cities, And More Than 40,000 Miles

[Rob and Amber's cab is pulled over by the police]

You gotta cooperate with the police. That's too bad.

That cop probably just cost us a million dollars.

[The final three teams are in Jamaica performing the final detour of the race building rafts and Ron and Kelly are falling behind.]

I want you to look at everybody else. They're a lot farther than us and look what they're doing.

I understand that. I've never built one of these before. That's what I'm trying to explain to you. When you figure out how to build one, you tell me.

Smart "A".

S10We Just Won't Die, Like Roaches

TTicket Lady

It’s not okay.

DKDustin and Kandice

Can we try? Can we please try?

TTicket Lady

[in a stern voice] I said the flight is closed.

DDustin

She’s just a bitch.

KKandice

She’s so unhelpful and so unkind.

KKandice

We just want to get out of here before I have to see ‘Bama.

KKarlyn

That one can’t even look over here. [Karlyn flips the bird at Dustin and Kandice]

LLyn

Don’t do that. That’s ugly.

KKarlyn

Sorry.

I can’t believe they [Dustin and Kandice] yielded ‘Bama, dude. That’s kind of crappy, dude.

KKarlyn

We just won’t die, like roaches. [laughing] We gotta keep coming back.

S12 E1EPISODE 1

AAri

[to donkey] If you lose this race for us, I'm going to kick your ass.

AAri

You listen right here. You make me lose this, I'm gonna cut you up and eat you.

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