The Amazing Race quotes

Mirna & Charla are at a great disadvantage-

And their kickin' our butts!

Stop looking at the camel.

Detour, plow or fowl? What do you think, a thousand ducks?

The plow.

Start looking in through here, you know what I mean?

How are you doing it?

I can't control where he goes, baby.

Keep looking.

Which way?

Keep looking, on bottom.

You're not even helping me look, baby. You're just standing around.

There's not much I can do, baby. It's gonna be in the plowed area, it's gonna be deep. That's why you gotta be really looking, in the plowed area.

Do you understand?…

I UNDERSTAND!

WHERE'S HE GOING?! NO, IN THIS FIELD!!! Oh my god.

MY OX IS BROKEN!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

Colin, is it impossible to control him?

Please answer me when I talk to you. If there's any way possible that you can not wander aimlessly…

Do you know how hard it is to look down and try to drive him? Do you know how difficult that is? It wasn't this hard for the other teams. I can guarantee you that much!

Grab the plow!

I CAN'T GET HIM TO GO OVER THERE!!!

Well, calm down…

WHY DO YOU KEEP TURNING?!

Colin, why don't you learn how to control it?

I'M TRYING!!!

Listen to yourself, no wonder you can't control it!

See, I can't make him go over there!

I don't want another word coming out of your mouth.

Oh my god, I hate you.

Just plow…

COME ON!!!

WOAH, WOAH!!! Stupid ox! No! STAY IN THE FIELD!!!

GET THE F*CK OVER HERE AND HELP LOOK!!!

It's so deep, Colin…

I DON'T CARE!!! WALK THROUGH WITH YOUR FEET UNTIL YOU FEEL IT!!!

(finds clue) It's right here.

Oh my god.

(reading clue) Find the Pit Stop, the Coconut Palace.

We have been just lollygagging and when I’m not high-paced and aggressive, we suck. Where do I go?

Hayden, I have not a clue.

How do you not know?!

You are such–

No! I’m not a bitch! I'm not any of that! We’re lost going out of here! Aaron, you need to do something or I’m going to hyperventilate!

Were about do take a zip line down the mountain. Were gonna be the first ones to load test it.

hey look out for the cactuses!

Oh my god, I just got totally hated.

I'm waiting for them.

Oh no, it's okay. We'll take them. We're going to go with you. How much? How much did they pay?

Four.

I'm paying ten. Open it up.

That'll teach them for accusing someone of lying.

Debbie, do you see a cab?

No.

This is retarded. Now we got to catch another cab.

Phil Keoghan

A roadblock is a task in only one person may perform. In this roadblock, that person has to eat a traditional Argentine meal. They consist of cow ribs, pork sausage, blood sausage, cow intestine, cow udder, an entire kidney, and part of a cow's saliva gland. Each person's portion weighs four pounds. When they finish eating, they'll get their next clue.

Go Deana, go Deana, go Deana, go Deana, it's your vomit, go Deana.

What is all this stuff? I'm not going to-

Do your best.

My stomach ain't big enough for this.

We've made a terrible mistake.

Rob and Amber didn't make it, yay!

I'm so excited that they didn't make it. Survive that.

No freaking way.

That's horsecrap!

Rob, how's your stomach? [laughing]

Rob's strategy to quit worked and that just made me sick.

If that had been any other team, they would have literally gotten an applause; but the fact that it was Rob and Amber, it was just terrible.

I hate them. I hate them so much.

The bottom line is they're [Rob and Amber] kind of like an STD. You gotta protect yourself from them and the only way you can do it is just keep yourself away from them.