[Theodore has taken food from the refrigerator to feed to Alexander in the basement.]
Dave
Who raided the refrigerator?! No milk, no eggs, no-- What happened to the leftover chicken?!
[Theodore shows up, holding a chicken leg, pretending to be sick.]
Theodore
Dave, I don't feel so good.
Dave
Well, that explains everything. You can't have a dog, so you eat yourself sick! And when you eat yourself sick, what do you do? You take something bitter! Right, Theodore?
Theodore
[eyes squeezed shut] Right, Dave. [takes spoonful of medicine, face showing disgust]
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