“I'm going off and find some gold.” – Alvin, The Alvin Show ... TV Quotes Database

Alvin

I'm going off and find some gold.

Dave

[rummaging around in the tent] Never mind the gold, Alvin, just go off and find some water.

Alvin

Alvin, go find the water! Why can't Simon find water? Why can't Theodore find the water? Always Alvin! Alvin this, Alvin that, Alvin, Alvin, Alvin, Alvin!

[A geyser of water erupts from underneath the tent, sending Dave flying.]

Dave

ALVIN! SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF!

[The geyser of water disappears, and Dave falls to the ground.]

Dave

Alvin, why do you always overdo things?!

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