Alvin and Dave in “Unfinished Business”

Dave, I gotta borrow your skis.

[casually] Sure, Alvin. [confused] My skis? Alvin, why do you want my skis?

I'm gonna shove Stanley off the roof!

Hold it, Alvin. You can't shove Stanley off the roof! And who is Stanley?

He's my eagle.

Come here, Alvin. You have no eagle. Eagles live only in high mountains. [as he lectures Alvin, Stanley bounces up and down by the window] They're never where people are. They fly only at an elevation of, uh... 14... [shakes his head in shock, and looks out the window, seeing Stanley] What was that?

That's Stanley, the eagle!

[terrified] EAGLE?! THAT'S A WILD EAGLE!!! I'll call the police! Now, don't panic, Alvin! Operator, emergency! P-Police?! There's a wild eagle in my yard! That's right! Wild eagle! Alvin, don't go outside. I KNOW they live only in high places! Alvin, come back here, where's Simon and Theodore? I KNOW they never-- I tell you, there's an eagle! Yeah! A 40-foot wingspan eagle!