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The Adventures of Superman Season 1 quotes

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S1 E1Superman on Earth

JEJor-El

Council members, I have completed my solar calculations, and as much as I dread uttering these fateful words, I have come to the conclusion that Krypton is about to be destroyed.

[Eben pulls the baby from the burning rocket and hands it to Sarah.]

EEben

Burned much?

SSarah

Not burned at all. Blanket ain't even scorched.

Who the blazes are you?

My name is Clark Kent, sir.

I told that girl not to...

Please don't blame your receptionist, she doesn't even know I'm in here.

What do you mean she doesn't know? How did you get past her

Well, I didn't you see, I came in through the window.

There are one or two things I haven't got quite straight in my mind, Mr. Kent. For example, how did you leave here later than we did and beat us to the airport?

Is that all?

Not quite. How come you found the man behind the hanger at just the right moment to get his exclusive story when every top experienced reporter in the business was breaking his neck...

Or her neck...

Or her neck to get that story?

Maybe I'm a Superman, Miss Lane.

S1 E2The Haunted Lighthouse

[On Clark Kent:]

LAunt Louisa

My, but he's handsome too. As a matter of fact, he looks like... [Clark interrupts]

S1 E3The Case of the Talkative Dummy

MMr. Marco

I give you all the best lines, all the best gags, but that isn't good enough. You have to add lines of your own. What are you trying to do, take over the act?

MMr. Marco

Look at him, sitting there so innocently. "In the shade of the old apple tree". "Down by the old mill stream". "Eleven and a half". He knows he's fourteen. He's been fourteen for the last ten years!

Well there he goes again. Inspector, where does he disappear to all the time?

HHenderson

I don't know. Maybe he runs into an ally, takes off his glasses and turns into Superman.

All right Clark, if you're so smart who's on the other end of the phone now?

The Chief. And if we're not back at the planet in fifteen seconds flat, we're bothe gonna get fired. Now come on.

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